Score: 10

"All Hail Bitey of Brackenwood!"

submission: the Last of the Dashkin

date: December 10, 2009

This is super exciting, to have all the shorts tied together in such a meaningful way. I read on your website that you wanted to make a real story out of Brackenwood, but I thought I might have to wait longer for it. Thanks for proving me wrong.
If it's not already obvious, I'm a big admirer of your work. You're the guy I point to whenever people say all flash cartoons are about is stick figures, penises and sprites. You've inspired me to learn flash and, with any luck, my first cartoon will be finished before the new year. Keep up the fantastic work!

Score: 7

"Fun..."

submission: complete garbage

date: May 16, 2009

Best new flash I've seen today. Catchy tune too. Looking forward to your next one!

Score: 8

"Seems familiar..."

submission: The Statues

date: May 8, 2009

I think I heard it in the form of a bar joke or something like that. Those kind of things never get old!

Score: 6

"Less, A LOT less, than stellar..."

submission: James

date: May 3, 2009

...but what was there was nicely animated. I expect better things from you in the future.

Score: 10

"Awesome! A proper internet cartoon...sortof..."

submission: Life in the Portal

date: May 1, 2009

I will support you in your goal, fellow dreamer! Here's the deal, though; come the time of my first flash submission, you give me a five too. Deal? Deal!

Score: 10

"HOT DAMN!!"

submission: Life in the Portal: Pico

date: May 1, 2009

I thought I recognized that voice, TACO MAN! Whatever happened to him anyway? You've obviously been keeping busy, that was hilarious! The comedic timing was right on the fucking money! BEST PICO DAY CARTOON, DAMNIT!!

Score: 8

"Actually brings back memories!"

submission: Game & Watch: God of War

date: May 1, 2009

My dad had one of those things! I never realized until now that it was a game and watch! I need to ask him if he still has it!
Also, the game's fun, but that's one hell of a difficulty curve.

Score: 10

"The Power Puff Girls ARE EVIL!!!"

submission: Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

date: May 1, 2009

I know this now, but before playing the game I felt more-or-less neutral about them; didn't like 'em, didn't hate 'em either. Then they killed Sparkster. "NOOO!!! YOU"RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!" I shouted at my computer screen, causing everyone in the computer lab to slowly inch away from me.
Great F'ing game!

Score: 10

"Damnit, I can't stop playing!"

submission: Newgrounds Rumble

date: April 30, 2009

My favorite thing to do is setting myself against three enemies in versus mode. Challenging as all hell. Try doing it on OMG difficulty without screaming in frustration!
Also, Fancy Pants has got to be my favorite character. It's funny to say someone with no face has got such personality. Let's see if down the road you guys can't modify the sprites and programming to make a story mode/beat-em-up like they had in the last Super Smash Bros. You could have the last boss be Tom, or maybe SBC (can't die my ass).

Score: 7

"Looks like a lot of people share my opinion..."

submission: Tankmen: Incursion

date: April 30, 2009

...the graphics and sound are stellar, but the camera is completely schitzo! It was moving around so damn fast I didn't even notice the recoil on my gun had pushed me over the edge! Reminded me of a home video. But with any luck you can find a solution to that. I played through the first level before I ran out of lives, and it's obvious you know what the hell you're doing. I BELIEVE IN YOU...(scrolls to the top of the page)...PROXICIDE!